Mallory. 20. Taller than Bigfoot.

"These guys are young, but they're already massive. That sounded wrong."

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virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

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methhomework:

why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals

(via shouldnt)

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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mitten:

kanyewesticle:

Omg

AMERICA!!!!

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i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(Source: bl-ossomed, via cheetahgirl69420)

imperialimpala:

I have a thing for strong badass men falling in love with strong badass women and fully acknowledging the fact that they are 100% whipped. 

(via asian)

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via guy)

surmounts:

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

(Source: rrraquelle, via guy)