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svaggity-svat-i-can-do-zat:

THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR

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buzzfeed:

Y’all ain’t right.  [x]

Anonymous asked: Humans are animals. If we weren't, we'd be plants.

misandry-mermaid:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

carolinadipper:

lioness-liberal:

carolinadipper:

Plants are the only alternative? Wow that’s so intelligent of you!! Animals don’t willfully abort their unborn babies

Yeah they do, animals can self abort. Armadillos can and many other animals if they feel threatened or the environment isn’t right. Do your research please.

Yea key word, the environment isn’t right to raise a child, they don’t do it because the mother just decides they don’t want the kid

Factors such as their environment, personal health, litter size, and whether or not they can keep their offspring provided for are all determining factors for animals self aborting.

Kind of like the reasons humans choose for abortion

So technically yeah, it’s because the mother chose not to go on with the pregnancy.

-Ash

Oh my god this carolinadipper dude is such a carolinadipshit.

Anonymous asked: Is it just me or is it specifically reports about accusations of rape and sexual abuse that go out of their way to, in literally every line, use the word "allegedly" or "according to x" or otherwise try to emphasise that the accused *might* be innocent? I don't think I've noticed reports about other crimes go quite this far with it.

nonbinaryanders:

They do. And it sucks.

josethewhite:

captainarlert:

crying-to-the-ocean:

jakerahodeez:

The fact that this even needs to be posted is fucking ridiculous

"Masturbating" no if you need to be told not to on a bus you’re fucking disgusting

Masturbating? Has this been an issue? That’s gross.

^ i feel like you guys have never been on public transportation

josethewhite:

captainarlert:

crying-to-the-ocean:

jakerahodeez:

The fact that this even needs to be posted is fucking ridiculous

"Masturbating" no if you need to be told not to on a bus you’re fucking disgusting

Masturbating? Has this been an issue? That’s gross.

^ i feel like you guys have never been on public transportation

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australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

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