"These guys are young, but they're already massive. That sounded wrong."
why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
I have a thing for strong badass men falling in love with strong badass women and fully acknowledging the fact that they are 100% whipped.
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.